Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Legal instrument: Headbutting police dogs

The Welsh police force is training its dogs to headbutt criminals rather than bite them, because politically correct - 'PC' - bosses are afraid that allowing the dogs to bite criminals will infringe their human rights!

Next story:

Head butting police dogs infringe upon human rights.

After that:

Police departments train K9's to counsel suspects prior to arrest.

After that:

K9 dogs retrained for clerical work and to answer 911 calls.

Yes, the former World Empire is so "Politically correct" they are also considering banning the use of ladders for fireman because of the risk of personal injury installing or checking smoke alarms.

Daily Mail "Firemen told their stepladders are just too dangerous"
The Times "New safety rule for firefighters:stay off that ladder"
Evening Standard "safety step as firefighters banned from using ladders"