The "Power of Prayer" during a 21 day offensive.

See Pat Pray.
How does Pat pray?
Prays with hands clasp.
Pat prays every day in his own special way.
He prays for Jane, he prays for rain.
He prays for a fee, for you and me?
He'll pray for Dick without a split.
He'll pray for Spot but not for Spics.
I watch Pat pray on Cable One.
Just to see him, just for fun.
"I'll pray for steers but not for queers!"
"Send some coin, I hope you join."
He prays with grudges for Supreme Court Judges.
He prays that people don't pack the fudges.
Watch him pray away!

Note: I generally do not condone the use of photos of people taking massive craps, but it almost looks as though he is praying.

Well, whether I agree with the decisions of the Supreme court or not, I think it's total malarky for anyone to pray for the death or sickness of anyone. Just who in the hell does Pat pray to anyway? I think  this is considered "Black Magic" in some circles.

I am not the only person to disagree with Pat. We don't take kindly to people like you in Dodge City stranger!

Pat says "And I think the American people are tired of this. They want conservative judges." to CNN's Paula Zahn. Interestingly he prays for us. Why thanks Pat!

The ability of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell to put their feet in their mouth would make for an interesting Twister game (A Milton Bradley Game).

I offer my take on the dialog between Pat and his God, whoever it might be:

Dear God,

Please do something about the three Supreme Court Justices. One justice is 83-years-old, another has cancer and another has a heart condition. Would it not be possible for you to put it in the minds of these three judges that the time has come to retire? You know, R-E-T-I-R-E? It seems they need to be “Called home." Do you know what I mean God? Like, removing them from the "Book of Life" or something. I would like to remind you God, that if these Justice's "See the wrath of your holiness" (Understand?) we could get 3 better justices who are far more conservative. Banishing them to a “lake of fire and sulfur” or something like that (Get it?) would really help the ministry. We ask for miracles in regard to the Supreme Court.

I will continue praying for 20 days. I told the audience it was my “21 Day Prayer Offensive” I hope you like the title. I just made it up right there on the spot. I would pray for a full month, but you know I will be on vacation at that time. Sorry.

Please be merciful to our request. If so, we'll pray for people more often than we have been. Also, we'll no longer have the requirement for viewers to touch the TV screen for a healing, if they are simply near a TV that’ll do. This would really help the 700 club, we need good ratings this week. Our church income is only 20% higher than last month. We could use 30% more.

Tell Jerry I said “hello.” He hasn’t returned my calls lately. Did he happen to mention this “Justice issue” to you?

P.S.

Thanks for the Lincoln Navigator, it really has a comfortable ride. The Omnistar GPS system is really neat.

Amen,

Pat