Amazing ain't it?
- The majority of people will wear undergarments.
- Many people will learn to read yet not do so.
- Carts will have more than two wheels.
- Women will continue to berate men over minor issues.
- Flying cars will exist in 2010! Mostly prototypes, tethered to the ground and impractical for general use.
- Messages will fly across the ethers containing special offers for fertility.
- Wars will continue to be fought over false pretense.
- Few people will own livestock. It will not be considered wealth.
- People will sit in chairs for extended periods of time. Oftentimes to lazy to get up unless looking for small rectangular objects.
- Shamans and Witch Doctors will increase in numbers with exclusive offers.
- People will have many books and not read them, save for book club members.
- These self-same books will be remarkably small and on the same magic box. People will have them because a Shaman told them they need it.
- People will have the ability to talk to anyone, anywhere over mundane things, having said nothing of value.
- A powerful woman will give away carts to select members. People will buy things based on her endorsement.
- My tax collector will continue to be an arsehole.
- A King will tell people to continue shopping after a calamitous event. They will do so. He's got them covered.
- This King may be fooled, once or twice, yet he will not be fooled again. Yeah.
- A magical cloth will pick up spills just as effectively as a normal cloth!
- Children will expect to much from their parents. Little Bastards.
- People gather together in joint ventures to sell goods from afar. They will meet to discuss these ventures endlessly in circular fashion and eat catered food.
- Men will elect leaders from among them! These men will do nothing and raise their own wages.
- People will place two leggings into a warm box and marvel at the disappearance of the second one. (socks?)
- Mankind will look to moon and fake the visitation.
- The Earth will grow hotter! Men and Wizards will panic. Then it will get colder. In their minds, the Earth will still be hotter.
- A dark man far afar will offers large rewards for people if they pay a small fee to recover his. Many are deceived!
- People will report novelty and call it news.
- A least 10 fair skinned maidens will disappear. The people panic.
- Tom Wilfred of Yorkshire will find himself in shackles.
- Bread bowls are a unique novelty, not used daily and not ridden with pests.
- Man will fly as the birds! However, they will be frequent periods of melancholy and waiting.
- Minstrels will dance and sing. Lawyers will require a fee for each song heard.
