Friday, August 7, 2015

Super addictions

Ever notice super heros don’t have real human problem’s like alcoholism or addiction?

What if Superman had a crack addiction? He’d be giving blowjobs (actually Super ones)  in an alley to get money for crack.

“Damn Superman, you know you could just take a dealer's shit, what’s wrong with you? You got super powers man!"

He looks up and says “I never knew my real father!"


Damn that crack is like Kryptonite.

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