Please allow me to introduce myself

I observe, therefore I react.

Do you often wonder why things are the way they are? Question consensus reality?

Things aren't always as they seem. I simply question the phenomenon called "Consensual Reality." Don't believe a word you see here, go find the answers for yourself. Develop a critical eye. Question everything.

These are simply ramblings. Comedic in intent and not meant to be taken too seriously. If offended, you have a limited sense of humor which may be a hindrance in social settings.

Fun facts about me:

• I suffer from a critical eye and a bizarre sense of humor.
• I have 2.5 children.
• I used to be a Republican, I am now a "moderate anarchist."
• In other words, I'm so far the the left I'm in the middle.
• I am also a militant pacifist.
• I served in the Army as a paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne. I have a fear of heights.
• I fought in Operation Just Cause. I ordered a hamburger at McDonalds there.
• My dot com bubble burst, soapy residue ensued.
• I own a leaf blower. I dislike rakes. Just thought you'd like to know.
• I wear kilts to conform to unconventional standards.
• I have tattoos that can be seen by the naked eye.
• I have DNA strands that make me unique among the population with a certainty of 95% or more.
• These same DNA strands conform to a demographic I am not aware of.
• I wear glasses that make my vision 20/20, my hindsight 20/40.
• I had my 15 minutes of fame, although I didn't see it personally.
• I have been around the world, it took over 25 years. 1/1000th of that distance, going to the bathroom.
• My "Digital Lifestyle" is now defined by Apple computer as "iLife." Apple sent me a "Cease and Desist" letter.

Come venture with me to a world of wonder and intrigue, our world. Suspend your disbelief, if only for a moment. Laugh. I'm not trying to save the world. Don't really give a damn about aligning myself with anything. I'm not trying to convert anyone nor am I going to require you to sacrifice a chicken to a pagan god. I'm not trying to save a world that doesn't want to be saved.

The "Social" in SocialOracle does not refer to "Socialism" but to the latin root "socius", which as a noun means "an associate, ally, companion, business partner." The Greek phrase simply means "Know Thyself."

"All truth passes through three stages. First it is ridiculed , second it is violently opposed , and third, it is accepted as self-evident ."

-- Arthur Schopenhauer