In the "too ridiculous to be true" category, but is. Perfume that smells like pussy.
Questions:
- Will it smell like tuna and make you crave crackers?
- Will there be a "bearded" and "shaved" versions?
- How about a Glade plugin in the future?
- Who really wants to smell like a big pussy?
- Are woman harmed in the production of this product?
- Will you be followed around by animals in heat or drunken sailors?
- Does the smell of pussy go with a white wine?
It could be worse, "Colonge: Colon" would be an shitty idea for a fragance.
The pinnacle of Western Mankind's 21st century goals in the realm of ever expanding quest for consumerism is making a better pussy flavor? No doubt the "New Fragrance of pussy is 25% more flavorful, less fatting than regular pussy and can be carried anywhere you need a fresh zest of pussy" is made in...
CHINA
We are in deep fucking trouble people.
It's not about building a better mousetrap, but a better smelling pussy using cheap foreign labor sold through a German distributor.
I surmise it'll be offered at Trader Joes under the affectionate title "Three buck fuck" in the near future. It'll be a hit among drunken Frat boys and young women exploring their sexuality.
Who exactly is this marketed too? Women (who have pussies) no doubt have pussies that, well, smell like pussies. As a man I don't want to be considered a pussy nor smell like one for an extended period of time. Where do you put said perfume, on your finger? Why would anyone want their torso to smell like a women's dirty underwear? I have, in the course of life, met woman who've had "pussy odor" that rivaled a Chinatown fish markets and this was enough to suppress any sexual drive I had even under the influence of 150 proof alcohol.
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