What part would Jesus buy?

Saw this on a forum (I'm not kidding):

I recently gave my life to Christ and I am in the process of replacing some parts on my Harley that I dont feel are in line with my new found faith. Do any of you know a website where I can find some Christian harley parts? Specifically derby and points covers with crosses. I was looking for something more than a plain cross. Any help is appreciated.

Yea, help would be appreciated. I guess buying a Christian Motorcycle should be your first purchase.

Is his first thought in celebrating his new-found "Life in Christ" motorcycle parts?

Let's get down to Denomination; I'd recommend Lutheran parts, Catholic parts aren't that good.

I guess if you were a Jew, finding kosher parts for a Motorcycle called a "Hog" would be almost impossible. Oy Vey! I'm sure you can have Yamaha parts on a Harley.

Any idea why I call this category "Losing My Religion?" No matter how hard I try to believe, I have this type of rationale pulling me away.