An idea whose time should never have come

A Jesus Pan:

"Holy images have been popping up all over... A grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary sold for over 17-hundred dollars on Ebay."

Proposed Infomercial: How much would you expect to pay, $17,000, $170 dollars? No! Just the low price of $29.99. But wait, we'll add an additional JesusPan AT NO COST. Why wait for a miracle, we've cut out the middle man! Have your 'miracle' today!

"- JesusPan is made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating.
- JesusPan is perfect for holiday meals
- Jesus Pan has been featured on Tonight Show with Jay Leno! "

"Imagine serving heavenly hotcakes at the next church breakfast."

"Worship at every meal with JesusPan!"

I suppose it's easier to make those holy pancakes than sit around waiting for a 'miracle' to happen. In all fairness, Mary has a grilled cheese with her image all over it, 'Bout time for Jesus to be represented here.

Of course the use of the "You saw it on TV!" logo is the reason that compels people to buy it, as if that makes the difference in your purchase decision.

Questions (as usual):

• Is this a complement to a WWJE (What Would Jesus Eat) meal?
• How do you get around the whole "graven images" issue?
• Does Jesus get a cut of the prophets, err, profits?
• What's next, plastic Holy Grail tumblers?
• A twelve cube ice tray with impressions of the apostles?
• Breath strips with a fish icon?
• A coffee cup with a image of Jesus that displays a cross when hot?

At what point does anyone come up with the idea the market needs a "JesusPan?" It's a bad idea and should never have seen the light of day. Being troubled with the idea of a 'durable steel' and a 'non-stick coating' of Jesus, I can comment no further.