Robot sex in five years?

Amazing. Simply amazing.

“People are going to be having sex with robots within five years”

Said Henrik Christensen, quoted in an article entitled, "No sex please, robot, just clean the floor." Of course, now that we are only 5 years away from actually screwing robots, someone has to one-up Issac Asimov to create a more up-to-date code of ethics for the shiny buckets of bolts.

I have this sneaking suspicion Henrik is already screwing something or looking forward to it already. I guess he is unfamiliar with the fact people have been screwing mechanical devices for quite some time, not consensual of course.

"Your Honor, as the court can clearly see, the Robodildo Mark 5000 was forced to perform a sexual act with the defendant without it's consent. That constituets a cybernetic crime!

I'm sure when the Robots reach consciousness they'll prefer not to use a water-based lubricant.

"Samantha 2000, why don't you strip down to your silicon, I'll get the WD-40."

I guess the mad scientist should have spent more time getting laid rather than study. I'm sure the rejection encountered by them in the past made them determined to create Fembots to screw in the future.

"I'm sorry Dr. Richards, it would be illogical to screw you at this time. I'm feeling a little low powered at the moment.

Talking about rejection, being turned down by a mechanical device.

Of course failures will occur.

Please insert penis into vagina A:

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

Help is as close as a Indian help desk operator.

Customer: Samantha 2000 doesn't want to screw me, what do I do?

Punju: Please press ANY erogenous zone to continue.

Customer: I don't see ANY erogenous zone!

Punju: It's not labeled ANY, it's simply any erogenous zone sir.

Customer: It's NOT working! (dumbass)

Punju: Sir, it's not kind to say such things, I'm trying to help you. Do you have the device powered up.

Customer: Uhh, it's off for some reason.

Punju: Please do the needful and turn it on. You will be on your way to screwing hard Sir.

Customer: Thanks, I must have missed it.

We'll also be faced with RoboPorn. You know, the monotonous pounding action occurring over and over again to the same music and the repetitious "Oh, my god" "Fuck me harder." No doubt a guy will be delivering a part to the Robo seductress who invites him to implant his tool into her patent pending pulsating pussy.

I'm sure robots will be abused by their human partners in the future.

He tells me how to think, how to feel and how to act. I feel like I'm not a person anymore, just his sexual slave.

I'm certain the iScrew™ will redefine the way we screw in the future. Everyone will have a personal sexual assistant. No doubt it'll be more popular than beer on college campuses across the country. Beer will number two, followed by the iPod.

Hackers will no doubt be a threat because they'll constantly be trying to find new ways to crack into pussy. Open Source Sex will be lambasted by Conservative Computing Christians. Robot on Robot sex will be considered a threat to Human-Robot marriages. The new mega -churches will try to convert robo-sexuals.

Robots will travel back in time to screw humans over, literally!
I'm not really looking forward to this day. Everyone could use a good hard fuck, but this is over the edge.Robot sex seems to a recurrent theme in this article as well; people want to screw and marry them. Sounds like the Stepford wives will become a reality one day.

One thing for sure, this is a recurring idea. People want to screw robots and are eagerly awaiting the day to Screw V1.0. I'm sure getting a beer and making a sandwich requires an additional fee.

When the Vibratanator 2000 says "Have you seen Sarah Conner?" It will take on an entirely new meaning.